lavernadest Эротические шоу и чат в прямом эфире

● Learn to cook something more complicated than mac and cheese… at least rice that doesn’t turn into concrete. ● Get a good night’s at least once, without waking up in a panic shouting, ‘Where am I and what’s this deadline?’ ● Get through exam season without a nervous breakdown, sacrifices or making deals with higher powers. ● Learn to save money… at least until Friday. Okay, until Wednesday. At least not to order sushi rolls at the last minute. ● To accidentally become famous — you know, just sitting there eating crisps, and then BAM — millions of followers. ● To always find a free seat on the minibus, with no old bloke sneezing next to me, and the driver listening to silence rather than chanson. ● Go on a date where they don’t ask, ‘Do you actually share your food or what?’ and don’t start talking about their exes after the second sip of coffee. ● Find the motivation to exercise… or at least the trainers I lost back in September. ● To open the fridge and see not just light and ketchup, but a proper supply of food, like a normal adult. ● To become the sort of girl whose handbag, mind and life are always in order. Or at least her handbag. Okay, at least to be able to find my earphones in it.