ebonicajulus Nagie pokazy na żywo i czat

● Learning to cook something more difficult than macaroni and cheese... at least rice without turning to concrete. ● Get at least one good night's so you don't up in a panic, wondering, "Where am I and what's this deadline?" ● Pass your exams without a nervous breakdown, sacrifices, or deals with higher powers. ● Learn to save money... at least until Friday. Okay, until Wednesday. At least don't order sushi for the last minute. ● Accidentally become famous—well, so you're sitting there eating chips, and then BAM—millions of followers. ● So that there's always a free seat on the minibus, no one sneezing next to you, and the driver listens to at least silence, not chanson. ● Get on a date where they won't ask, "Do you even share your food or what?" And they won't start talking about their exes on their second sip of coffee. ● Find some sports motivation... or at least the sneakers I lost back in September. ● Open the fridge and see not just a light and ketchup, but a full supply of food, like a normal adult. ● Become that girl who always has her bag, her head, and her life in order. Or at least her bag. Okay, at least find her headphones in it.