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💎 Enough tokens to retire my alarm clock
Because waking up early is a crime.
🛋️ A throne made of pillows
For maximum comfort while pretending this isn’t my job.
🕯️ Mood lighting that makes me look expensive
Even when I’m running on iced coffee and vibes.
📦 A magical box that refills snacks automatically
Preferably chocolate. Always chocolate.
🎧 Noise-canceling headphones
So I can’t hear my neighbors judging my life choices.
💄 Makeup that survives long shows and bad decisions
Waterproof. Life-proof.
🧴 Enough skincare to erase my browser history stress
Self-care is important.
💻 A computer that never lags at the worst possible ent
You know the ent.
🛫 A vacation fund for "mental health reasons"
Beach, s, zero responsibilities.
❤️ Generous tippers with elite vibes and good jokes
Bonus points for making me laugh.